It’s true.  I can no longer trust a fart.  I can go into all the details if you like but I think that we can all come to our own conclusions on this one.  You all know what has happened.  It actually happened while in the hospital, but haunts me to this day.  It’s a real thing that I didn’t even think about until the other day.  I had to fart and of course just went to the bathroom thinking it would be more but ohh no just a toot.  I don’t trust my farts.